Monday, July 20, 2009
IBIL (M)
tuk entry kali ni, nk cite sket psl 1st day keje kt kompeni nih, IBIL (M) Sdn Bhd. walaupn still br tp nmpk staff2 dorang cm peramah n baik2. hehe. kompeni ni kompeni telecommunication n networking. so, klo korang nk tau lbih lanjut psl kompeni nih, try la google. hehe.
@mont kiara: pg2 td just briefing psl kompeni, offer letter n other benefits joining the kompeni. kompeni ni nyer branch plak ade 3, mont kiara, shah alam, cyberjaya. sume tmpt tu division len2.
@shah alam: briefing ngn GM network division plak. mcm2 laa penerangan. b4 ni kt kampus dh amek cert cisco. skang ni dh join ibil, kene la plak amek cert juniper. cisco ngn juniper ni due2 networking company. cert2 dorang nih akn mmbtkn korang sgt laa laku. yg pling tinggi nye level tu, hanye ade beberapa org je dlm msia ni, xsmpi 20 pn n gaji dorang ura2, rm3000++ per day.
cisco ---> CCNA, CCNP, CCDP, CCIP, CCSP, CCVP, CCIE
juniper ---> JNCIA, JNCIS, JNCIP, JNCIE
sape2 yg minat ngn networking nih, bleh la try apply. tp bkn dgn bantuan aku laa, sbb i'm still new. just a lil recommendation.
tomorrow nye task, kene bace materials tuk amek cert JNCIA, walaupn blum disuruh ntuk amek test tu lg. eheh. just t0 strengthen my knowledge n absorb anything for the time being. hah. klo sape2 ade note2 jupiter nye test yg sng tuk difahami n dibace, tlg laa post kt aku.
*p/s: arini br aku tau proper pronunciation of 3OH!3.
3OH!3 = 3 oh! 3, for sape2 yg blum tau.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Transformers, Transmorphers n Coyote Ugly
ptg plak kuar ngn mmbr gi tgk transformers 2, 1st time tgk walaupn dh tayangan tuk minggu ke-2. mmbr ni plak dh kali ke-2 tgk. mmg xboring tgk byk2 kali pn tp duit maa. klo wyg tu famili aku nye, tade hal la. haha. pade sape2 yg blum tgk lg, mmg ptt r tgk transformer 2 nih. aku de jupe 1 mubi lbih kurang cm transformer nih gk, tjuk die transmorphers. aku xtgk lg n blum donlod lg. br jupe je. lpas tgk mubi detail, cite die ala-ala transformers gk, psl robot. tu kt bwh tu die nye poster. br kuar je cite ni, xsilap aku same date ngn transformers 2.
list kt bwh ni lagu2 Rick Dees Chart yg aku amek drp Hitz.fm. majoriti lagu2 sdap la tuk dilayan walaupn xlentok cm rock kapak.
3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me.mp3
Akon - Beautiful.mp3
Akon - Right Now.mp3
All American Rejects - Gives You Hell.mp3
Britney Spears - Circus.mp3
Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic.mp3
Flo Rida ft Wynter - Sugar.mp3
Flo Rida ft. Kesha - Right Round.mp3
Hey Monday - Homecoming.mp3
Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pain - Blame It.mp3
Jesse McCartney - How Do You Sleep.mp3
JET - She's A Genius.mp3
Jordin Sparks - Battlefield.mp3
Kanye West - Heartless.mp3
Katy Perry - Waking Up In Vegas.mp3
Kelly Clarkson - I Do Not Hook Up.mp3
Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You.mp3
Kevin Rudolf ft. Rick Ross - Welcome To The World.mp3
Kid Cudi - Day 'N' Nite.mp3 Kristinia Debarge - Goodbye.mp3
Leona Lewis - I Will Be.mp3
Linkin Park - New Divide.mp3 <---- soundtrack transformers 2 (OST)
Miley Cirus - The Climb.mp3
Ne-Yo - Mad.mp3
Nickelback - I'd Come For You.mp3
Nickelback - If Today Was Your Last Day.mp3
Pink - Sober.mp3
Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho).mp3
Soulja Boy and Sammie - Kiss Me Thru The Phone.mp3
The Fray - You Found Me.mp3
The Ting Tings - Thats Not My Name.mp3
Wanted - Jessie James.mp3
*klo de broken link, just shout or comment je k.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Update yg xbape nk update..LoL
1-paul blart mall cop
2-fireproof
3-contract killer
4-crank
rs cm sket plak. ahaks. pdhal database mubi punye la byk. haih. cmni kene marathon 2-3 mubi 1 hari nih. x)
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Prison Break S04E23 - The Old Ball and Chain, Prison Break S04E24 - Free
Prison Break S04E23 - The Old Ball and Chain
part1
part2
part3
part4
Prison Break S04E24 - Free
part1
part2
part3
part4
jgn lupe gune hjsplit tuk joint k. enjoy sume.
South Park S12E12 - About Last Night...
Monday, June 1, 2009
At Home But JobLess
ari tu ade la bt part time sket tp skang da brenti sbb jauh drp umah, cm ssh nk gi sbb transpot xde. lgpn keje tu da abis kot, sbb mmg target die smpi ujung bulan 5 je. tgh tunggu duit gaji msuk je, xbyk tp bleh r bt mkn2. hehe.
mak aku ade suh tlg die bt bisnes ni, jual one drop perfume. sape2 yg berminat nk bli ke, nk jd penjual ke, bleh r kontek aku. no tepon, 0192124441, tp jgn men serkap jrg je. kenal kn diri dlu ye. disiplin itu penting (tibe2).
ade 2 rege yg berbeze, rm40 n rm45. 1 kotak ade 8 botol, n 1 botol rm5 je. xmhl kn3. ade mcm2 jenis, mcm2 name n mnyk wangi yg selebriti gune pn ade i.e. david beckham, paris hilton, jenifer lopez. nnt aku upload gmbr brochure die k. xsmpt nk scan lg.
ni ade beberape lagu aku br upload:
Sofaz - Hingga Hujung Pernafasan Langitku
Rama Band - Saat-saat Terindah (OST Cinta Untuk Ain)
Rama Band - Bertahan (OST Cinta Untuk Ain)
Kris Allen - No Boundaries
dMasiv - Cinta Sampai Disini
Ahli Fikir - Fikir Fikir
6itxh Sense - Khatimah Cinta
Soulja Boy Ft. Sammie - Kiss Me Thru The Phone
credits to |Lhamarif for most of the song
skang ni donlod mubi je r kt umah ni. nk kate yg br2 tu, xgk la. tp still 2009 nyer edition. hehe. sape2 nk rekemen muvi2 yg cmbes, bleh r shout. =P
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Kelegaan Jelas Terasa.... d~_~b
xkesah la xdpt rehat pnjg pn, skang ni pn da kire rehat da. wahaha. keje part time pn bakal berakhir, tp xtau lg bler. sbb task2 die da nk abis so, bler2 ms je akn brenti. hehehe. mungkin minggu ni, mungkin gk minggu dpn.
skang ni tgh lepak2 kt uniten ngn mmember. tatau lg bler nk blik uma. ari ni ari jadi mama ku yg ke-49, da wish da. semoga panjang umur n murah rezeki. muach muach muach.
untuk menghilangkn rs bosan kt sini, aku akn abiskn ms ngn melayan mubi2 yg ade dlm lappy aku ni. byk sgt dh, tp xtgk2 sbb xde ms. wahaha. skang br la ms byk tuk mghabiskn sume mubi2 tu. siri xbyk sgt aku layan, prison break (da abis), csi miami (da lame xupdate, skang s7), mythbuster (ade drp s7 1st episode, xtgk2 lg), south park (tgh tunggu bler next episode nk kuar, da 4 minggu stop kuar).
nk cr siri br tuk layan, tp tatau cite ape. nnt r servey siri2 br plak. sbgai pengganti prison break yg da abis. T_T
Monday, May 18, 2009
Prison Break, The Best Series Ever....
cite ni da abis. td ptg tgk ngn member, ending die plak ade 2-in-1, hepi ngn sad ending together-gether. mmg xdisangke scofield akn mati akhirnye (oops, spoiler ke). ingtkn da sembuh da. haih. mmg klo tgk byk kali cite ni pn, aku xkn rs bosan. hehe.
fyp aku pn da smpi ms tuk presentation slase nih. alhamdulillah siap gk akhirnye. klo la aku tau drp awl ade simulator mcm proteus tu, xyah ssh2 aku pk cmne nk design. huhuh. software ni mmg byk mmbntu tuk aku siapkn projek ni. software ni msih br lg kt uniten, aku pn tatau ade.
sape2 yg nk software proteus ni, aku bleh share. software ni kene pkai license. klo xde license, mmg kene gi lab je la ari2. tp sbb da ade crack ni, bt kt umah pn bleh run. hehe.
p/s: sori la klo spoiler. pray for my presentation to go on smoothly this tuesday.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Prison Break Da Abis???
Prison Break s04e21 - Rate of Exchange
part1
part2
part3
part4
Prison Break s04e22 - Killing Your Number
part1
part2
part3
part4
cm bese, join gune hjsplit k.
p/s: same2 la kite tunggu.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Happy Mother's Day, mama
so, korang pn pi la wish kt mak korang happy mother's day. kasih ibu mmbawa ke syurga. hari ibu ni disambut worldwide stiap 10th may, so do remember this date n ltak la reminder ke ape ke kt fon2 korang. xkn xde fon kot. :)
lagu br
Alan - I'm Yours (Versi Melayu) <---- not bad, translation
David Archuleta - Touch My Hand
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning On The Dancefloor
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Prison Break S04E20 - Cowboys and Indians
part1
part2
part3
part4
mcm bese, join gune hjsplit. layankn cite ni. nk abis da, xsilap aku lg 2 episod gk die akn abis. minggu dpn, 15.05.2009, cite ni akn air 2 episod trus. 2 tu merupakan episod last tuk cite ni. mebi lpas tu xde smbg2 da. what a story.
lpas ni kene tgk siri lain r plak klo siri ni da abis. haih.
Requested Songs
Ne-Yo - Mad
Green Day - Know Your Enemy
Akon - Beautiful
Ciara Ft Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic
T.I Ft Justin Timberlake - Dead And Gone
lagu dead and gone tu bes, rekemen kt sape2 yg xdgr lg r. video klip die pn bes, layan n simple jek. uploading the mp3 of dead n gone.
Friday, May 8, 2009
New Songs In Sokmo's Library
Jason Mraz - Make It Mine
Jason Mraz - The Beauty In Ugly
The Divine Masters - Merpati Putih
credits kpd mp3crypter and |lhamarif tuk lagu2 kt ats nih. hehe. bes lagu2 ni. lagu oiam yg len bg aku xbes, walaupn esther n awiera nye sore mmg lg sdap brbnding tomok. tu mmg aku xnafikn. tp lagu tomok je yg sdap ms final tu.
Green Day - Know Your Enemy
Cinta Laura - You Say Aku
Shila - Kejar
Estranged - Ketika Ini
Ada Band - Pemain Cinta
DJ Fuzz & Malique - Khayal
Ella - Puisi Hamba
Alyah ft Riz - Ku Pinjam Satu Bintang
Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
Rihanna ft The Dream - Hatin On The Club
lagu2 yg xde link ni nk kate baru, xgk. tp klo sape2 nk, bleh r rekues. nnt aku upload gune mediafire. itu je uploader yg aku prefer. wahaha.
:)
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Sahabat Blog
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http://aezarm.blogspot.com/ <---- aizam
http://mp3-terbaik.blogspot.com/ <---- |Lhamarif
http://mp3crypt.blogspot.com/ <---- mp3crypter
http://ohtidak.com/ <---- gadis lonely [BLOG BEST NIH]
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Coming Soon.. Dh tgk ke??
kau nk tgk aku mati kn?? (you want to see me die, rigth??). tu la ayat yg sering diungkapkn antu cite ni. wahahahah. ingt ye.
cite ni agk seram r bg sape yg xtgk lg. agk agk je. aku seram sejuk gk tgk, tp xde r smpi xleh tdo mlm. stakat ni Alhamdulillah, xde ape yg ganggu o kacau. aku xnk r bg spoiler kt sini kn3. bkn sume org spoiler2 ni. =P
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bg sape2 yg lemah smangat ke ade heart attack ke, baek xyah tgk kot. itu yg aku sarankn. cite antu ni xbaek tuk kesihatan korang2 yg ade lemah semangt n heart attack ni.
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aku tgk ni pn bkn kt wyg. tgk ngn mmbr kt blik. dlm keadaan gelap 1 blik plak tuh. tp dont worry, nothing unusual behaviour done or happen. LoLs.. dgr2, cite ni lg bes drp jgn tegur n jgn tegur lg bes drp jgn pndang blakang. hahaha. tu, aku no komen sgt sbb aku xlayan sgt cite antu nih. jgn tegur pn xtgk lg, malahan jgn pndang blakang pn tgk langkah2.
layan cite tu smlm pn sbb mmbr da bkak kn, so, tgk je la. hahaha. org ckp xmen origin bes gler. aku xsmpt nengok lg. tatau nk tgk bler, xdpt nk planning skang nih. huhuhuhuhu.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Gossip Girl S02E23 - The Wrath of Con
Gossip Girl S02E23 - The Wrath of Con
http://www.mediafire.com/?zi1tjmdjctm
http://www.mediafire.com/?jww09hcxcdy
http://www.mediafire.com/?wns4jcymy29
http://www.mediafire.com/?vg2imwnw9zm
join with hjsplit
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Prison Break S04E19 - S.O.B.
Prison Break S04E19 - S.O.B.
http://www.mediafire.com/?icqdunzxgmw
http://www.mediafire.com/?vpc1httotny
http://www.mediafire.com/?2m1fmxnycxm
http://www.mediafire.com/?jijjxmijmmw
jgn lupe join gune hjsplit. smalm tenet down. ari dpt tenet laju plak, donlod pb ni xsmpi 10 minit. haha~~. enjoy
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Part-Time
ari ni stat 1st day part time. kui3. keje xssh sgt, just scan document msuk kompite je. msuk kul 5pm, out kul 10pm. tp bcoz of computer yg lmbab, mmg keje yg laju cmne pn akn jd slow. huhuuhu.
ma gf pn keje part time gk, tp die msuk awl beb, kul 9am, out kul 10pm. mmg cian kt die sbb td xlunch. org2 yg dlm opis tu plak mmg sume xgi lunch, sume pn bwk bekal je. so awek ku dgn selambe menahan nafsu mkn walaupn tgh lapar. sori syg sbb abg ayg xdpt blik. sori ye.
part-time ni just tuk isi spare time je skang ni. smentare tunggu projek presentation n dpt keje yg stabil. mntk2 krisis ekonomi ni abis la cpt. cian kt graduan cm kami yg byk ssh nk cr job skang ni. haih. dunia..dunia..
mlm ni ade game barca V chelsea, mmg xde pluang kot nk tgk. ngntk da ni. hahaha. tgk je la result esk cmne. :)
p/s: kpd fan gossip girl n chuck, mlm ni xdpt nk provide link tuk u all donlod. esk pg aku cube ltak link tu k. :(
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Lagu2..ku
ni ade lagu br yg aku nk share. sdap gk r. lagu Taylor Swift tu ade dlm album die 2009 nye. so, lagu tu mmg br. cume xhitz lg kowwt. tp lagu LELA tu lagu lame, rock 80'an.
Taylor Swift - Should've said no
external hdd aku suda kembali sihat. ntah tibe2 sihat. Alhamdulillah, slamat album2 mp3 ku. lpas sihat trus aku burn album2 tu. risau klo jd lg. wahahaha.
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Saturday, April 25, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Busted!!!
Alhamdulillah. tp yg pliknye, nape company tu cm xdiambil pape tindakan pn. haih. ape yg aku bace, mmg ramai da yg kene tipu n report tp still company tu operasi gk. huhuhuh. so, kpd korang2 sume, pk la dlu k b4 bt keputusan. Wahhhhhh....
Naruto 106
Naruto 105
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Bleh Caye Ke???
die nye keje pn bg aku sng. juz msuk kn data ke dlm komputer. die akn byr rm8 per page. pstu die ckp gk, 1 esemen ade 125 helai and due2 page berisi. so, 1 esemen ade 250 page. die bg tempoh seminggu (6 hari keje), n gaji yg die ckp rm2000.
tp yg berat sket skang ni tuk aku bt choice, aku kene kuarkn dlu rm179. die mntk bayaran, sbb die akn provide thumbdrive (berisi format tuk msukkn data), esemen, kontrak lifetime. rm179 tu dibayar skali je, iaitu pd permulaan kite nk dptkn esemen tu.
so, dgn keadaan aku skang yg duit pn tade, mmg berat nk kuarkn rm179 tu sbb tkut r gk klo2 kene tipu. wahahahah. sbb tu la aku post sini tuk mntk pendapat reader2 sume. :p
Mythbusters S07E03 - Banana Slip, Double Dip
part1
part2
part3
part4
enjoy ye..
Rock Kapak
Bloodshed - Serikandi Cintaku
BPR - Dari Sinar Mata
Crossfire - Antara Luka Dan Rindu
Febians - Penantian
Lestari - Cinta Itu Ketawa Airmata
May - Gadis Bertudung Putih
Search - Fantasia Bulan Madu
Sofea - Bunga Padang Pasir
Terra Rossa - Bunga Angkasa
Wings (Mel) - Lena Diulit Intan
credits to mp3crypt.
majoriti lagu2 kt ats ni sume bes2. korang layan r k.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Unit Trusts Investment
-gune duit epf akaun 1
-pelaburan risiko rendah
-dividen diperolehi dijangka melebihi dividen epf (4.5% 2008)
-sila hubungi:
NORHANA
TA Investment Management Bhd
hp: 013-3535715
office: 03-20705611
email: auqnor@yahoo.co.uk
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Lagu-lagu(an)
Ade lg sket lagu2. wahahaha.
Bau - Demokratik Republik [OST Merah Putih]
Shinedown - Second Chance
Seventeen - Selalu Mengalah
Dia Fadila & Hattan - Tangisan Marhaenis
6ixth Sense - Tak Bisa Memilihmu
Bau - Warkah [OST Cindarella lakonan Amani]
Alyah - Tak Mungkin Kerna Sayang
Ari Lasso & Bunga Cinta Lestari - Aku Dan Dirimu
The Fabulous Cat - Slot Akasia
Jonas Brother - Love Bug
The Fabulous Cat - Ratu Novella <---- lagu ni cm klakar sket Bunkface - Revolusi
2 By 2 & Siti Nurhaliza - 3 Malam
David Archuleta - A Little Too Not Over You
The Click Five - Empty
Liyana Jasmay - Aku Tak Percaya Cinta
Awie & Search - Nur Nilam Sari
Gossip Girl S02E21 - Seder Anything, Chuck S02E21 - Chuck Versus the Colonel
Monday, April 20, 2009
Monday Spesel..wahhhh
Amylea - Aku Dan Mimpi [OST Merah Putih]
The Archies - Sugar Sugar [lagu iklan DiGi MSN]
Imran Ajmain - Jika Engkau Pergi [OST Yussuf]
Five Minutes - Semakin Ku Kejar Semakin Kau Jauh [OST Cinta Untuk Ain]
Plain White T's - 1,2,3,4
Lady Gaga - Eh Eh
Buckcherry - Sorry
Flo Rida - Right Round
Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
DMasiv - Di Antara Kalian
Girls' Generation - Gee <---- addicted to it. ^_^
Faizal Tahir - Bencinta
Bunkface - Revolusi
Grey Sky Morning - Cinta Gila
Sheila On 7 - Yang Terlewatkan
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Sunday activity
http://www.mediafire.com/?utcimu1hjxc <--- Altimet & Ning Baizura - Mimpi
http://www.mediafire.com/?y1gzjymmmeo <--- Dia Fadila - Jat Da Da Da [OST Embun Mutiara]
http://www.mediafire.com/?5xbzddjgrmd <--- Joe Flizzow & Amy - Isabella [Millenium edition]
http://www.mediafire.com/?yztyzdndjdl <--- Bau - Anggun [OST Merah Putih]
http://www.mediafire.com/?mkjymacim5j <--- Aizat - Kau Aku [OST Merah Putih]
http://www.mediafire.com/?4cneg23mtdm <--- Pussycat Dolls & A.R.Rahman - Jai Ho [OST Slumdog Millionaire]
aku xpasan ade org komen kt post2 aku b4 nih. so, tuk memudahkn, aku telah meng'enable'kn comment2 korang trus di approve. komen la byk2 ye. waaahhhh.
ari ni sdih sket sbb external hdd bt hal. adoyai. ade 1 partition dlm hdd tu xdpt di detect. arahan menyuruh aku format partition tu. nk format tu yg sedih sbb dlm tu da la lagu2, album2, video klip2 yg da lame disimpan n donlod. huhuhuh. walaupn kapasiti die 15gb lbih kurang, tp syg dowhhh. haaih. :( [T_T]
Saturday, April 18, 2009
berakhir suatu penantian..wahahahha
http://www.mediafire.com/file/dmnynllj2m0/-PriSoN.BrEaK.4.17.repack.hdtv-0tv.part1.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/aeyjxot3tim/-PriSoN.BrEaK.4.17.repack.hdtv-0tv.part2.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/mumgzznz4o4/-PriSoN.BrEaK.4.17.repack.hdtv-0tv.part3.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/file/ynjmznnwxje/-PriSoN.BrEaK.4.17.repack.hdtv-0tv.part4.rar
kt ats nih link tok donlod prison break 417
ni wallpaper trbaru aku jupe. wahaha. wallpaper ni lipice yg kuarkn sbb dorang tgh ade peraduan tuk wanita2 yg diluar sane tu. sape mng, dpt jd covergirl majalah remaja katenye brsame2 ngn si lisa nih. bkn tu saje, dpt rm3000, langganan remaja 12 bulan, ngn rm500 produk lipice.
awek ni muke die comei, walaupn byk gk r cite ckp die xreti sgt brlakon r, itu la, ini la. tp still comey gk muke die. gmbr 3rd da dijdkn wallpaper aku bt ms skang. ahaks. :p
Thursday, April 16, 2009
uniten..oh uniten
as expected, 3 out of 4 semifinalist of champions league 2008/09 are from the english league (BPL). now it is time to predict which team will go through to the final. will it be an all english final again or will it be an english team versus a spanish team?? :p.
bgn pg td tgk2 brite kt tenet, man u mng 1-0 je kt porto. ingtkn bleh r man u pn out, tp hajat xkesampaian. hahaha. xpe xpe, go english teams. arsenal plak berpesta gol mng 3-0 ngn villareal.
uniten..oh uniten..haih..
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
today is wednesday??
english sket. wakakakka.
skang ni highlite game tu sdg di donlod. jplg da suda donlod bleh la tgk. xsabar2 nih. hehehe.
pg td plan nk tgk bola, tdo awl dh tp bgn kul 440 tgk2 game da abis. ape nih. haih. intebiu xprepare abis lg ni. huhu. stakat ni sume intebiu yg dpt len drp ape yg aku blaja. hahaha. smpi mama aku pn ckp, "awak tu engineer tp nape intebiu finance and marketing". aku pn tatau nape, aku reply plak "engineering company sume snyp je, company2 ni je yg reply stakat nih, hahaha." skang ni ekonomi masih lg xstabil n berproblem, so amek je la pape keje pn. org da nk bg, xkn nk tolak plak.
br je lpas tgk highlite chelsea V liverpool. what a great game. aurelio is a genius because he tricked petr cech (chelsea goalkeeper) and score the 1st goal of liverpool. liverpool have scored more than 4 in their previous 4 out of 6 games (against man united, aston villa, blackburn rovers, chelsea). statistic of last 6 liverpool games: 4 win, 1 draw, 1 lost. :p
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
ari ni 14/4..LoL
cmne ek nk start. haih. skang ni cm mls plak nk post ngarut2, nk copy paste la itu la ini la. so, tulis je la ape ade kt pale otak den ni.
da hmpir 11 hari aku abis exam. itulah last paper aku kt uniten sbgai student ijazah sarjana muda elektrik elektronik engineering. haha. lega aku ngn sume itu. tp skang ni tinggal 1 je lg bnde yg blum setel. projek ngn thesis. huhu.
projek..thesis..projek..thesis..projek..thesis..
esk ade intebiu plak. cuak giler sbb tibe2 je dpt kol arini suh dtg intebiu esk. cmne ni. company HSBC electronic data processing malaysia located @ cyber. pada sape2 yg ade pengalaman intebiu ngn company ni, bleh la post tips2. 1st time ni cuak cmni sbb xprepare pape pn lg. haha. tp chill la kn3. =)
da la plan nk tgk bola mlm ni. chelsea V liverpool. cm xdpt nk tgk je. minggu lpas da xtgk. minggu ni kene tgk nih, aku mengharapkn liverpool mng. walaupn itu mmg sukar bt liverpool sbb kene mng skurang2 nye 3-0. diharapkan pepe reina (goalkeeper liverpool) dpt menjage gawang die mlm ni btul2.
dinner pn suda, ngn awek n mmbr2 di perantau. skang mau tgk itu cinta untuk ain ngn yussuf. heheh. :-p
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Only in America...
2. Only in America... ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... ... do people order doublecheese burgers,large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... ... do we use answering machines to screen call sand then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... ... do we buy hot dogs in packages of tenand buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... ... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10.Only in America... ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
credits: jokes blogspot
Funny But True
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens ourskin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouthclosed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "PsychicWinsLottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do"practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,and dishwashing liquidmade with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that isused on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of tht stuff?
Why are they called apartments when they areallstuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress theopposite ofprogress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call theairport the terminal?
credits: jokes blogspot
Funny But True
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens ourskin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouthclosed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "PsychicWinsLottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do"practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,and dishwashing liquidmade with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that isused on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of tht stuff?
Why are they called apartments when they areallstuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress theopposite ofprogress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call theairport the terminal?
credits: jokes blogspot
Friday, March 27, 2009
Under the bed
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
I'll sleep on it," said Jimmy.
Six months later the doctor met Jimmy on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for $10."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!
credits: jokes blogspot
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Last Evacuation Drill ...nice one!!!
As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated areawaiting for further announcement.
The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement :
"Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill.
Due to the recession the company is laying off almost 50% of its employees.
So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laidoff in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow.The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in thousands &also to avoid any fight inside the office and the consequent security issue for all staff.Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead.Please move back in & try your luck".
credits: email sent by nazmy (friend)
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
A girls first time
*a girls first time*
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put himoff for a while searching for an excuse, but he;refuses
to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has
found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's
gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's
done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
;more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight
trickle of blood as he continues.
Helooks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb
to feel himwithin you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have beenhis most stubborn yet most
rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
credit: jokes blogspot
Sunday, March 22, 2009
When a student listen to music too much!
"inilah akibat bler student byk sgt dgr muzik. ngn cikgu pn bleh jd bahan mainan. adoyai"
Mr. Eric was walking around the form 3 block when he saw one of the form 3 class, 3'T', making noise. He entered the classroom and this is what happened... .
Mr. Eric: Who was playing and talking please stand up or the whole class gets it.
Sam : "Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up"(Eminem)
Mr. Eric: You! I want you to come to my office now.
Office
Time: 0900 hrs
Mr.Eric: What Is Your name?
Sam : "Say My Name Say My Name"(Destiny's Child)
Mr.Eric: Don't play a fool
Sam : "Can't Believe I'm The Fool Again"(Westlife)
Mr.Eric: Do you want me to beat you ?
Sam : "Hit Me Baby One More Time"(Britney Spears)
Mr Eric: What did u say?
Sam : "WHAT!"(Stone Cold)
Mr.Eric: Are you out of your head?
Sam : "I Can't Get U Outta My Head"(Kylie Minogue)
Mr.Eric: Who do you think you are ?
Sam : "I'm A Genie In Bottle"(Christina Aguilera)
Mr.Eric: How many demerits do you want?
Sam : "1,2,345,Everybody In The Car... "(Lou Bega)
Mr.Eric: Do you always play in class?
Sam : "Sometimes I Run, Sometimes I... "(Britney Spears)
Mr Eric: Do u think this is a party ?
Sam : "I'm Coming Up So U Better Get The Party Started"(Pink)
Mr.Eric: I want you to come for detention class tomorrow morning
Sam : "Every Morning They're A Hello... "(Sugar Ray)
Mr.Eric: I've just changed my mind. I want you to come everyday
Sam : "Everyday I Love You"(Boyzone)
Mr.Eric: I want you to come alone
Sam : "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely"(Backstreet Boys)
Mr.Eric: It gonna be the two of us
Sam : "Just The Two Of Us"(Will Smith)
Mr.Eric: Are you going to shut up or do you want me to stop talking
Sam : "You Say It Best, When You Say Nothing At All"(Ronan Keating)
Mr.Eric: I want you to promise me that you won't get into anymore trouble.
Sam : "This I Promise You"(N*sync)
Mr.Eric: Make Sure you don't get into trouble again
Sam : "Oops I Did It Again"(Britney Spears)
Mr.Eric: You can go now
Sam : "There She Goes"(Sixpence None The Richer)
Mr.Eric: I said go!
Sam : "Bye Bye Bye"(N*sync)
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY :p
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs andcackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doingthe same thing to them at funerals.
credits: joke blogspot
Just For Laugh... HaHaHa
Grey hairs
"mummy, why are you having some grey hairs?" asked the little girl, watching her mum pulling them off. Her mother replied, "It's probably because of all the headaches you are giving me for being naughty." "Oh!!" said the girl. "Grandma's hair is also grey. Somebody's been giving grandma a lot of headaches. It sure wasn't me!!
Wife is like TV
Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least....... .
TV do not have virus, but h/p yes, have VIRUS, once get it, HABIS LA!
hahahahaha.. .....
so better choose TV!
Write good english
You might like this. This is hilarious... ......bet an Englishman could not construct sentences using numerals!
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10 he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
Especially to people who are about to get married
Especially to people who are about to get married
#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm
still paying for it."
#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
#CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
#CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes
#CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?
#CASE 10
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
#CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
#CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
#CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.
#CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire."
credits: joke blogspot